aka my secret weakness
apples don't belong in a croissant
with goat cheese and turkey.
(Yes I'd like that toasted please)
crab cake with avocado?
I'd like to try that one sometime
but oh shit, what is this--
aeoli sauce with cranberries!
That's crazy, who thought of this?
(under my breath) "I think I might have to get that."
advanced manoeuvres, holmes
sweet versus savory battle royale
(arms raised in triumph)
somewhere in the back kitchen
a chefs assistant screams in horror
"NO--you can't do that!!"
as an evil laugh of insanity crescendos
my perfect creation rises
piled high with disparities
sizzling from the panini press
and punctured with a toothpick
one of those with the little colored
plastic frilly thing on the end, I like those
charge me whatever you want
I must taste this sworcery