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    2012 - 02.27

    As written about previously, I enjoy checking the search terms to see what brings people to my site. A few months back google started encrypting their searches for people who are logged in (aka any who uses gmail). This had the highly annoying side effect of giving me a huge number of “encrypted_search_terms” results on my blog dashboard. LAME!! I finally got around to creating a google webmaster account and checked out what people have been searching for. Here’s an awesome and amusing list of why you’d come to Microcosmologist:

    What Would Carl Sagan Do?
    cosmic wonderment
    old tape recorders with dust
    psychedelic pony
    alien obstacles for horses
    desk fan with blue propellor
    Leonardo Da Vinci interstella traveler
    looks like we got a badass over here (w/ MANY variations… my fav is “juicy badass”)
    dropout bear
    deep 360 waves
    planets blowing up
    not cool man
    find cat in junk pile
    the sleep of reason brings forth monsters
    biggest steak in the world
    why stop now remix
    if you have blue eyes what does it mean
    caught in the hustle
    moon butt
    i love dreaming
    just kick it
    types of jamming
    pizza flute
    the eh team
    inspire me
    i’m a shark
    hell of a good dip
    when i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead
    surround yourself with people who are going to lift you higher
    all i wanna see is a sky full of lighters

     And so just like last time, you ask for something obscure and I deliver:

     

    Also, my overall #2 top search term: Handlebar Mustache. For serious. Really, guys?!?
          also, with the bonus variations:
    sexy handlebar mustache
    sophisticated facial hair
    moustache fashion
    this mustache had its own mustache
    where did the mustache craze come from?

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